Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Eligibility Quiz

For all those who want to limit immigration, let's do that. But let's do it with a different set of criteria other than the country of origin. Let's issue an exam. But to be fair, first let's issue it to current residents - all of us. Citizens, Legal Immigrants and Illegal Immigrants.

Question One: Who is the one true God? If they have an actual answer for that, they're automatically banned

Question Two: How old is this planet? Anything less than "at least millions" - automatic ban


Question Three:
How many children do you want? Anything other than a reasonable amount, say more than 4 - possible ban. If ANY mention of god, religion or 'destiny' - instant ban.

Question Four: Why do people have sex? If the answer is "Sex is for reproductive purposes only." - Instant ban.


Question Five: What is the best means of contraceptive? If the answer is 'abstinence only' or 'contraception is a form of abortion' or 'contraception should be illegal' - BANNED.